The Smart phone and iPhone apps these days amaze me. Take for instance these new apps that talk back to you - like actually have a conversation with you. The problem is, the kids these days have no idea what goldmine they have at their fingertips!
My 15 yr old man-child has been playing around with an app, similar to Siri.
For those of you that don't know, she is an intelligence, voice activated, assistant that will answer virtually any question you ask - and for those of you that don't know my son...well...let's just say it is so entertaining to listen to a teenage boy attempt a conversation with 'her'. It was like watching a battle of whits, but unfortunately my son is unarmed.
Thanks to my Man-child's inquisitive nature and grossly inappropriate humor, I now know there are 1 million assholes living in the state of Florida, and contrary to Sir Mix-A-Lot's taste in women, she does not like big butts. I also found out she is not a vampire, but is a robot that lives in Cyberspace, and she likes the Hungry Caterpillar.
It came as no surprise to me that within less than 20 minutes my Man-Child succeeded in pissing off a lifeless robot.
She actually "yawned" and said "You are boring me." He continued to try and speak to her - to no avail... then looks at me, shrugs and says, "I guess we're on a break. I'm getting the silent treatment from a robot chick".
Within 10 min he became frustrated with his cyber girlfriend's silent treatment and called her stupid. She retorted with, "I'll remember you said that when robots take over the world".
I really like her.
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